Hooky? I've never played hooky in my life. My mom said that's how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music.

And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on....

Mm, I'm thinking about adopting some quirky affectation, like a pipe or a monocle or a handlebar mustache.

Come on. I got Matt to take the afternoon off from his training and Tyler to give the practice squad a break.